Hairy Tuxedo

A man's chest hair that grows in the pattern of a 70's leisure suit, thus looking like he is wearing a tuxedo...even though he has no shirt.

Friend 1: So how did your date go last night?

Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.

by Punkrckrmommy January 16, 2009

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Hairy Spivak

An ingrown hair on the taint that has a pimple like head. Once punctured the opening becomes vagina-like.

Once my Hairy Spivak was lanced, I felt much better and more like a woman.

by Tito Santana Green April 21, 2009

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mata hairy

a woman who needs to trim her pubic hair in a bad way

I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!

by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

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the hairy Houdini

Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.

Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.

Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?

by Leontiev April 18, 2016

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