A man's chest hair that grows in the pattern of a 70's leisure suit, thus looking like he is wearing a tuxedo...even though he has no shirt.
Friend 1: So how did your date go last night?
Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.
Friend 2: Everything was fine until we went swimming and I saw that he was rockin a hairy tuxedo.
by Punkrckrmommy January 16, 2009
I want to eat out a hairy female
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
I went down on this chick last night. She was a real "Mata Hairy". I've been picking pubic hairs out of my teeth all day long!
by Brad Broach March 09, 2008
Having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your penis in a flaccid state. Yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a Houdini-like magic trick.
Girl 1: The guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.
Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
Girl 2: You mean you never have encountered the hairy Houdini?
by Leontiev January 07, 2016
An ingrown hair on the taint that has a pimple like head. Once punctured the opening becomes vagina-like.
by Tito Santana Green April 21, 2009
That guy has hairy knuckles
by DoxieDoxieDoxie November 19, 2013
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