HP

UK Punjabi slang for "Hindu Punjabi" (Hindus from the Indian State of Punjab)

Jaspal : Are the Kapoor family from Punjab?

Yuvraj : Yeah bro, they're all HPs ennit

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025

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HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

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HP Saucy

King of the Hammer

HP Saucy’s pulling up tonight, hide your valuables, liquor cabinet, mom, etc.

by andy gloryhol February 1, 2026

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HP

Standing for "handphone", HP is the Indonesian slang term for "cell phone". This acronym is commonly mistaken as the one for "horsepower" or "high-protein".

Mom says, "Son, go play outside and don't be on your HP all the time."

by Emotional Cruiser September 5, 2025

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HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

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real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

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