ya greasy dog

means you slippery cunt

fuck you ryan ya greasy dog

by harrison pusse eater October 21, 2020

batty-greasing

when you have a really sweaty crack showing through your pants.

rah that guy batty-greasing you can see it all over his pants.

by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021

jack-grease

(noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.

Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.

by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021

Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

Porch Greaser

When beaner is cleaning a rich white mans yard.

Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser

Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!

"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"

"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"

by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023

Bro Looks Great

Phrase used to make fun of a dude when he is excessively showing off, while not realizing how lame he actually looks. Walking around with that extra swagger, giving that look on his face like he is "so cool."

He must actually think that he is THE SHIT, but everyone else knows how cheesy he really is.

Use with a sarcastic tone towards said bro. For added effect, repeat phrase until said 'bro' knows the joke's on him.

*Metrosexual walks into the club*

You: "Bro looks GREAT!"
Friend: "BRO LOOKS GREAT!"

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(Used endearingly during friendly conversation between two pals)

You: "I'm going out tonight."
Friend: "Hope bro looks great."
You: "Oh, you KNOW bro will look great."

by mybirthdaypony December 2, 2010

Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012