Ass is Grass

This is already defined here, but the tag line hasn't been mentioned! "...and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

by DayleSnail May 12, 2008

Grassley

Verb: /Grr/Ass/Lee

To fuck up an institution, responsibility, or process so thoroughly it defies accurate description.

Synonyms:
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

See:
Kavanaugh
Fucked
Boof

Ex 1:
Dave: I'm in trouble; I totally Kavanaugh'd Jenny at the office party last night. My wife saw it on facebook!
Steve: Way to Grassley your marriage.

Ex2:
Tom: How did you score a goal for the other team twice?
Dave: I got pretty Kavanaugh'd after study hall last night. Sorry guys, I pulled a double Grassley.

by Tokenwhite September 28, 2018

Grasping

When someone doesn't truly understand or comprehend something and is making a large assumption about said subject

I think he's grasping Jack

by rbi_guy44 June 5, 2019

mustard gassing

When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.

Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!

by Turnipples January 4, 2020

Cut the grass

Cutting/ trimming your pubic hair.

Got to go "Cut the grass".

by Well theeeeen July 1, 2009

Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.

john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass

by akfisher907 May 28, 2009

Jamaican Grass

Slang term for marijuana (weed, cannabis, pot). Refers to how bountifully marijuana grows, like grass, in Jamaica.

It's friday night, let's pick up some Jamaican grass and kick back!

by sharetheshelter August 15, 2011