government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans

"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."

by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022

Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.

Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

Governmenting

Trying to help in the most unhelpful way possible.

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.

by UPSgod January 15, 2022

Government

Fucking idiots

Hey government (idiot)

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.

Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.

by vibegov April 19, 2025

Government Fent

opioid substitution therapy (suboxone/methadone)

funded by your local government entity for free.

"gotta go get my Government Fent before the pharmacy closes"

by whyzyk January 17, 2025