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Goober Muffin

Someone who means a lot to you, but is also very silly. And no matter what they make you laugh. It's a substitute for "Silly goose"
by SuckMuhhhDickkk May 23, 2010
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Goober funt

An exotic way of saying sex or fart
by Cool guykgh May 15, 2006
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goober

1. Boogers
2. Someone with a lot of mucus coming from their nose. This term is generally applied to new tokers, but sometimes to people with colds. The term has been coined because the new toker often takes too big of hits, wants to cough but tries to hold it in, and ends up having the air escape through their nose... along with a healthy amount of mucus (goobers).
3. Peanut (I tell no lies!)
4. Stupid cutsey title people apply to cute shit.
Toke-master: "Frank you're such a goober!"
Frank: "Snort snort... sniff sniff..." (wipes nose) "Yeah I know..."
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For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.
by George Snelling April 25, 2003
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Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye
Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!
by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009
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goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male
"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"
by AJ27 March 31, 2012
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Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.
Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.
by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013
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