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Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.
A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.
by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011
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google en passant

when some chess players are goofy dumbasses and see someone do an en passant (google it) and say "OMG ILLEGAL MOVE CHEATER!!!!!"
person 1: THIS GUY JUST TOOOK MY PAWN!!!! ILLEGAL!!!
person 2: dumbass google en passant
by Klemperer April 30, 2023
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scrapin' the google

During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.
My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.
by vsnaipaul November 26, 2010
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google video

A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore “www dot some random scam site dot com” links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam.
Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.
by Xeal August 11, 2006
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googlar

More and more common term you hear in the swedish language insted of using the word searching when related to searching for information on internet(using search engine google.com)
Han googlar (he is searching)
Jag googlar (I'll search)
by Percevan May 21, 2007
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Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.
I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.
by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010
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Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).
Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)
by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014
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