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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
mugGet the Your shitty makeup is gonna get me firedmug.

you're gonna get some

meaning you're about to get fucked
"oh Ashton you're gonna get some
by Elzharah January 20, 2024
mugGet the you're gonna get somemug.

that dog ain't gonna hunt

That is a phrase a hunter may use or in general, a southern phrase meaning, "it's not gonna happen".
It's so cold outside;that dog ain't gonna hunt!" . Meaning, I ain't going out there, it's to cold.
by Venice Pandemic February 22, 2025
mugGet the that dog ain't gonna huntmug.

we gonna seinfeld this bitch

Drive until we have no gas in the car
Where's the nearest gas station? Are we gonna Seinfeld this bitch?
by Rachyd123456789 December 23, 2013
mugGet the we gonna seinfeld this bitchmug.

Gonna-clitty-clatty

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
mugGet the Gonna-clitty-clattymug.

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.
He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...
by Eaco October 9, 2017
mugGet the gonna fuck it upmug.

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