glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

no glitter no sprinkles

When your old computer teacher says random crap and you don't know how to respond

Teacher- "we are going to do this project with no glitter no sprinkles! That is for the next project"

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyeet May 13, 2018

beard glitter

Foreign material stuck in ones beard. Saw dust, metal shavings, grass clippings, chip dust, popcorn, etc.

Man 1: (having just finished a bag of Doritos.)

Man 2: “You have some beard glitter there Ron”

by Mericaman June 6, 2018

Purple glitter fart

its basically a word for a person who likes the color purple, is glittery a lot and drunk a lot and goes on side quests for lore

“Dude did you see her? She’s covered in glitter she HAS to be a purple glitter fart”

by extra_giver13 May 8, 2025

to glitter someone

The sexual action of putting glitter on your asshole and then fart it at someone else.

- “How much for a night?”
- “500, glittering costs extra.”

- “What is still on your bucket list?”
- “I want you to glitter someone.”

by the pingüin December 7, 2019

Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered

Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳

by isa6elita August 25, 2022