goon

A person who clearly is new to motocross and can't ride to save his life. Usually trys too hard and gets in other rider's way by not letting them pass or don't hold their lines. Usually seen on a 90's model bike and wear horrible looking, weird, unmatching gear and think they are cool. They as well tend to ride in higher classes of skill then they should. Extremely annoying and tend to cause harm to people around them.

Usually the goons are the slowest people at the track with the oldest bikes complaining about the track.

by niggabiotch November 20, 2007

goon

someone payed to ride with his AK-47 24/7 and protect the one who payed him. Usually has a black mask over his face and no shirt on. Usually found in a group of three in a vehicle. One in the front in the passenger seat, and two in the back.

"i got my goons ridin wit me"

by Yung Tune January 14, 2008

goon squad

Thugs for hire used to rough up others. Bussed in supposed "tea party" people but actually paid for by others used to shout down and intimidate at public meetings or rallies.

The wealthy business owner brought in a goon squad to shout down labor protesters wanting fair treatment.

by UnionGirl2011 March 6, 2011

Goon

1. An odd, cute, but very dumb oafish person.
2. A hired thug

1. "Steph, you are the biggest goon"

2. "Steph, you need to stop being such a goon and quit beating up George."

by God May 27, 2003

Goon Squad

I'm suprised no one has put this definition, yet but it can also refer to the hip hop group led by rapper Trick Trick.

"Lemme me hear you holla Goon Squad in this bitch! "

-Trick Trick (Feat. Eminem) Welcome 2 Detroit

by banan14kab April 29, 2011

goon

an asshole who chills at a cornerstore and dont buy shit

Look at that motherfuckin goon over there. He aint doin shit.

by Jamal July 28, 2004

goon

A small animal that looks similar to a miniature jolly green giant. it lives in the woods in trees. They are used for game hunting. They only eat sprouts, so if you find a bunch of sprouts on the ground look for a GOON! But be careful cuz their only allies are other goons, spicolis, and GINGERS! Led by Onaga (AKA Patty Dabber)Goons are also used to run plays to NFL quarterbacks during games. AND THEY DONT LIVE IN HOLES!

OMG! Did you see the size of that GOON?!?!?

by pigskin072 January 17, 2008