by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018
Get the Mr Germanmug. The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.
German Pride is hated in Germany.
German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*
Situation 2:
Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."
by The 🍓 October 11, 2018
Get the German Pridemug. - When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.
- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.
- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.
by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011
Get the German Fiddlermug. A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
by Purple SUV November 17, 2012
Get the German Malamutemug. when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping
Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
Ralph- thats fucking sweet man
by coltonz. May 3, 2010
Get the German Squishymug. When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.
by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017
Get the german candycanemug. A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.
by Silurhys December 12, 2010
Get the German Phillipsmug.