Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020

Betrayal Goblin

And underhanded Gobbo that fails to read fine print and sells his friends to hell for 5 gold.

Jerry is such a Betrayal Goblin. He ate everyone's breakfaasts.

by IceStormLily November 11, 2020

Nevaeh Gooding

Prettiest girl you will ever see. Has massive butt and a little bit crazy. She is the best girlfriend in the whole world, and is definitely wifey material. She loves to take naps and cuddle, but will also be out going and fun. She is very talkitive and you can click well with her. She is the perfect girl.

Dang Nevaeh Gooding so thicc

by Real Dictionary Definition March 23, 2021

poop goblin

Poop goblin is a term or slur to offend people who eat poop it’s usually used for a school rumor name called (Shit eating goblin) in a school somewhere in California.

Have you heard of the poop goblin? “Yeah bro I have he’s in my class his mouth smells like shit

OH MY GOD ITS THE POOP GOBLIN “stop calling me that I don’t know what you guys are taking about” YOU ATE SHIT DISGUSTING ASS BITCH

by Amongusly September 13, 2021

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022

content goblin

A person who will do anything to produce internet "content" for views & follows, to the degree of creating controversy out of otherwise boring situations.

All he does is go into town with a camera and call the cops because it gives his 20k youtube channel clickbait video titles, such a content goblin.

All she does is film random clouds and call them aliens, what a weasley little content goblin.

by eelbucket March 30, 2022

Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

by Boofkin May 4, 2022