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Baby Goat

Christopher Michael Jenkins

A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)
by Apriilmaayy July 14, 2021
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goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018
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Goat story

the most beautiful movie to ever exist

it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim

also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
guy: have you seen Goat story??

guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
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Goat beard

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
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goat-a-licious

She is goat-a-licious!
by B.S.G March 26, 2010
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dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008
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