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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
mugGet the The Garden Gnomemug.

Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.
My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.
by Cannabi-Gnome December 6, 2017
mugGet the Cannabi-Gnomemug.

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
mugGet the Pants Gnomesmug.

Gnome bronze

A small gnome who lives in the city of florence colorado. he yells alot and has anger issues. he is a faggot. His heart is going to pop someday due to his mnt dew addiction. HE is gay. he broke his cpu screen due to his overwatch rage. When he dies we will put on his gravestone"here lies a bronze" he thinks he is gud at overwatch but he is a true bronze
Gnome bronze? HA he has an mnt dew addiction
by sebastianXD March 22, 2017
mugGet the Gnome bronzemug.

gnomed

i am gnot a gnelf
i am gnot a gnoblin
i'm a gnome
and you've been

gnomed
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022
mugGet the gnomedmug.

Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina
Judy and I did it gnome style last night!
by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018
mugGet the Gnome Stylemug.

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021
mugGet the Hairy gnomemug.

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