poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.

Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy

by Ava Silva February 18, 2023

Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.

I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.

by lol I pop February 6, 2024

Tellendale River Gnomes

Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.

Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!

by aarondoctor October 14, 2023

Honey Gnome

A Gnome covered in honey

The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad

by That Fat Furry Is Scary October 15, 2023

battle gnome

a short guy in the military

the military version of the bodybuilding term mini pekka

"Yo that guy Johnson may be short but hes a damn battle gnome!"

by S1cknxss November 7, 2023

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022