giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

giraffest

A thing against giraffes

E.g. there is not an emoji icon for giraffes, how giraffest

by pingupenguin November 12, 2014

Gigamortis

If you're a musician, when you wake up the following morning with aches and pains attributed to the gig the night before.

"Jeez - I need to find some drugs to tackle this early morning sore back - it's the gigamortis again....."

by Keefman December 14, 2014

giraffeafucker

A long neck mother fucker or a giraffee with mad game

I cant see over the building, ask that giraffeafucker over there

wheres gerald that giraffeafucker, hes with lady giraffes

by kp93 June 27, 2014

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

Ghrammatiszied

The purposeful edit and or rearrangement of a word and or sentence in order to make it grammatically correct. This process may also involve applying correct punctuation.

Chad Ghrammatiszied the sentence successfully.

by Javrnsfvej March 29, 2015