frozen felice

Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...

Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”

by Gorillanuttz January 22, 2020

frozen peas

Something i say instead of "cool beans," because I'm edgy, distant, and misunderstood.

"Father, I do not necessarily feel like an aardvark."

"That's frozen peas, son."

by xmonke March 14, 2023

the frozen playground

A hockey rink

Hey you wanna go up to the frozen playground for a little 3 on 3?

by Chadopotamus August 11, 2015

Frozen Fry

Putting your dick in the freezer until it freezes to then fry it until golden brown

Bro, the Frozen Fry fried the smegma right off me!

by raunchyraul December 27, 2021

Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023

FROZEN CHERRY

See: frozen banana A frozen cherry is a frozen banana, but preformed on a girl, hence the "cherry" part of the word.

My boyfriend is so wild! He came home with a cherry slurpee, then before we got busy he gave me a frozen cherry..It was incredible!!

by Brittany T April 23, 2008

frozen supermarket pizzas

capable of being cooked to perfection by a nuclear explosion at a certain distance of the radius

"Did you know that during a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection?"

"I never knew that fam."

by The Local Tax Agent June 04, 2024