by urhandstink January 21, 2019
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by HyperTy27 February 11, 2019
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Get the Fortnite mug.A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
by Cynical Man April 28, 2021
Get the Fortnite mug.There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 12, 2018
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Get the Fortnite mug.A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021
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