hierarchy of fail

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees

Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.

by SargeSmith April 27, 2008

atomic fail

When someone or something has reached seven consecutive epic fail (failures) within an "absurdly small amount of time" it is known as an 'atomic fail' or failure. It is believed that no man, animal or object has ever been able to pull this feat off as failing that many times, so hard and so close together is almost impossible.

The closest record is rumored to attain 4 of the required 7 epic failures, but this claim is unfounded.

Guy 1: Dude that was an atomic failure.
Guy 2: Hey, I know I just killed an old lady, got aids, ground my legs to my knee caps, caught my house on fire and accidentally ate my dog but there's no reason to exaggerate.

by Flopjack August 5, 2008

Ben Fail

A Ben Fail, far worse then any type of "fail" or "epic fail", would be called a Ben Fail. Ben Fails occur rarely or commonly depending on how idiotic the person is. The name "Ben Fail" originates from a disturbed teenager that lives in Northern Michigan that struggles with... many things. So now he has recognized his failure and now thinks the world shall know.

Gamer 1: DUDE WTF you SUCK at this game! What an epic fail!!

Ben: NOOOO!!! It's called a ben fail!! *attacks random player* NERD WAR SCREACH AHURAHURAHURA!!!!!!

by Evilninja July 8, 2010

fail gay

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay

to fail at being gay

"wow.. what a fail gay"

by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010

Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.

HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.

by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009

Hat Fail

When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.

Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

Fail Post

Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.

"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."

by Earwiggs February 2, 2009