kobe

only for people who can ball R.I.P kobe ❤️❤️❤️~🅱️lizzyy.dior🤗🤗🤗

shoot it ~tariq
kobe~blizzyy.dior
Yessir~tariq
yessir~blizzyy.dior

by Blizzyy.dior January 27, 2020

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.

Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.

by weirdowoman April 16, 2015

Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

kobe bryant

goat

kobe bryant is the goat

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 21, 2020

Kobe Bryanting

Over compensation for a bad decision

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.

by LGBTQCHIMO February 15, 2022

Kobe

A dood who will get all the girls and will take yo girl if he wants he is also a flirty guy and fly 😏

Omg Kobe is soooo fine 🤤

by Kobe Hogg November 18, 2020