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flower fucker

Extreme enviromentalist using violence and disorderly conduct to save a plant.
Dude, somebody ought to shoot that damn flower fucker out of my tree!
by Journey March 28, 2005
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Flower Rape

1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)

2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"

2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)

"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
by Pessi-O December 12, 2004
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Flower Plower

Whether you're plowing a woman's snatch, ass or mouth; the cock IS the plower. The woman is simply the flower.
FLOWER PLOWER:
Woman: So Nico, what hole will you be plowing tonight?
Nico: Your flower.
Woman: What?
Woman: Ooooo! You dirty bastard!
by Nick Arevalo May 2, 2009
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flodeboller

known as flødeboller, is a pastry, containing egg whites sugar and chocolate, which while being made seems to transform bird poo (les crotes de nez, comparison refering to the egg whites) into dog poo (les crotes de chiens, a comparison refering to the shape of the flodeboller with chocolate).
i like my flodeboller.
by offline2 April 30, 2011
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Flode

A dick in the shape of a paper in landscape
Damn! Constantin fucking his Xbox with his Flode!
by Atlas356432 June 3, 2018
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flogert

Names comes from Germany but Albanian people like to use it.

Flogert means someone who thinks they know everything, they will correct you each time and try to win any competition!

Flogert is never wrong.

Flogert love himself most and makes other people love him too. Flogert will support his family and friends and everyone wants to spend time with him. You see him ?! You would wanna be his friend.

Flogert like to be comfortable and he doesn't enjoy doing much. He likes holidays,pizza and easy going work.

Flogert is a handsome man with decent size brain.
Flogert is never wrong

Flogert might do that tomorrow

Flogert can't be bothered
by Decider12 November 25, 2021
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Prison Flower

The object of desire in most prisons, a.k.a an asshole. Also applicable in non-punitive system communication.
Exp 1. Big Mike waited till the guards left, then he wrecked my prison flower.

Exp 2. She's a total milf, I would eat her prison flower anyday!
by CMFR January 10, 2011
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