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No fingering February

A stupid, retarded, dumb, idiotic, moronic, gay, dyslexic, disabled, unintelligent, foolish, ignorant set of words created by brainless people.
Dumb Girl: Ahh no it’s No Fingering February 😫
Intelligent Man: That bullshit doesn’t exist you hick.
by Affectual November 6, 2019
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Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.
Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.
by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013
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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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fighting hawk

When a man pulls his dick out of another man's ass, violently slams it in his partner's mouth only to have his partner bite down and get lockjaw, causing violent shrieking and fighting.
Running Bear and his partner Dishesz Clenerr did the fighting hawk last night.
by fitinglosers January 28, 2016
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fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.
Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.
by Ndala May 10, 2016
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Fighting organs

Man me and this girl were fighting organs all night long
by Wiggle room September 11, 2016
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Fighting piece

Boy i told you about messing with my fighting piece
by Mr. Prësident April 26, 2017
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