Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Social farting

If you smell it, you are too close.

I was social farting and the guy next to me did not even blink.

by bombolini October 17, 2020

Dick fasting

1. Voluntary cellibacy
2. Voluntary state of abstaining from romantic/sexual interraction with the preferred sex
3. Dick cellibacy

I am dick fasting because I am so done with toxic masculinity.

by Newgenerationdictionary March 6, 2021

Feral Farting

We fart in small leather pouches to throw at the british

The act of taking a leather pouch of the desired personal size, breaking wind within, and throwing them at other human beings.. particularly those of Britain.

I can't wait to go Feral Farting with you guys later

by xW0lfy January 25, 2022

dirty fantini

When you go back to your ex's House and fuck the shit out of him/her. When they sleep, you pour butyric acid (C4H8O2) all over the house and leave.

I went to my ex's house and dirty fantinied her. Payback is a bitch!

by BarryMcCockiner_U69 January 26, 2022

keely fanning

keely finghurs is an amazing wife to her female husband. she is just keely and her instagram can be hacked very easily by the same person. she is a very cool and epic gurlie and we luv her and her dog and cat <3

1: is that keely fanning???? the one who had that wedding with her female husband?
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

Mega Fasting

normal fasting is when you just give up food and drink for awhile a aday or hours what ever people try to handle but this fasting Mega Fasting is when you give up everything ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL PROVIDED US For as long as you can take it. no houses. no clothes.so like do this in a private backyard. no shoes no food, no water . no shelter from the rain or snow or thunder storms. im sure you won't keep your gate open to keep wild animals from attacking you. so you barely appreciate all these wonders and blessings and gifts ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL provide for us all the time non stop. he's always working for us creating new stuff and replenishing all our supplies for us non stop including food including animals and fish and lobster and shrimp. vegetables and fruits. remember the rainbow is a sign that we can eat all foods now forevermore. remember that always like the Sabbath the seventh day of rest is always maintain no matter how much time passes by.

Mega Fasting separates the liars/pretenders from the real servants of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL .

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 20, 2022