by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

by gayhater69420 July 27, 2017

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.
A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009

"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"
"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."
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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"
"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."
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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"
"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
by Earwiggs February 2, 2009

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
by SargeSmith April 27, 2008

by fargo123 May 26, 2010

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay
to fail at being gay
to fail at being gay
by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010
