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Hat Fail

When someone is wearing a hat backwards and shielding their eyes with their hand.
Bro: dude why are you struggling with the sun right now?
Dude: @#%$! i forgot bro!
Bro: hat FAIL
by FIOHtj December 23, 2009
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Emo fail

An emo fail is a person who tries to act emo but completely makes themselves look like an idiot
John put on eyeliner to try to be emo but failed making him and emo fail
by gayhater69420 July 27, 2017
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Eiger Fail

A failure ( or fail ) so disastrous that it achieves the total reverse of what was originally planned because the effect of an action has become so dissociated from the intent behind it.

A reference to the Clint Eastwood movie 'The Eiger Sanction', in which Clint, an assassin, is so convinced his target is a member of a teem of mountaineers climbing the Eiger - he just doesn't know which one. So he murders all of them just to make bloody sure - then finds out he was wrong all along, like a moron, because it's been obvious as hell all along who the real bad guy is.
HIS LIFELINE - held by the assassin he's been hunting. Eiger Fail.
by gibbo1958 May 14, 2009
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Fail Post

Canada Post, Express Post and Priority Post.
"Hey dude your parcel here yet?"

"No dude fail post doesn't fail on the weekend so I have to wait till monday."

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"Hey dude where's your parcel at man?"

"Fail post dropped by when I wasn't at home so I have to wait another two days until the failman returns it to the faildepot."
by Earwiggs February 2, 2009
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hierarchy of fail

The fail rating system; All fails are bad but some require their own particular term. The heirarchy is as follows:
1. Fail - bad but survivable
2. Epic Fail - Worst fail most people acheive, should make you at least consider suicide and/or mass killings to hide your shame.
3. Jail Fail - Name says it all
4. Death Fail - only useable for darwin award nominees
Only dumb MFs don't properly apply the hierarchy of fail.
by SargeSmith April 27, 2008
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fail gay

to be unflaboyant or uninitiated in commonly gay convention despite actually being gay

to fail at being gay
"wow.. what a fail gay"
by Onyx Lioness April 24, 2010
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