freedom

Freedom is not doing what you want to do but being what nobody else can be.

by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

freedom

The founding principle of the United States of America. There are all kinds of freedoms that many are ungrateful for; perhaps the real freedom that is mentioned so much is FREEDOM FROM TYRANNY. And if you stop and think about it, that's saying a LOT.

"America is unique in that it has no history of dictators, and it never will. Ignore what those liberals tell you. We have it very lucky here in America. America does have its ups & downs, and it is not perfect, but keep in mind about how lucky you have it here. If you hate it so much, then fuck off and move to France, where you, an American, will be treated like shit just because of your nationality."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

freedom flag

A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.

Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."

Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."

Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"

Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."

Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."

Realist: "What the fuck?!"

Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"

Realist: "You killed everyone!"

Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"

Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"

by wez-1 September 13, 2005

freedom of speech

The ability to say whatever you want. When you say things that people don't like, they try to take this away from you.

Using freedom of speech, I can type the following statement:
Me: Man, my friend Josh is a jew, and he is so Jewish.
Studio Audience: How Jewish is he?
Me: My fried Josh is so Jewish, he makes Moses look like Lenny Kravitz.

by Complete And Utter Californian Racist December 28, 2005

freedom nuggets

formerly known as chicken nuggets, calling them freedom nuggets shows patriotism for ones country

if you still call them freedom nuggets, then you are clearly a traitor to the US, and a disgrace to our country

"Mmm... Yes, I'll have the freedom nuggets with a side of justice sauce please."

by ssullivan April 3, 2006

freedom fries

An example of the widespread stupidity spread by wannabe patriotism, or as someone else mentioned (I forgot your name, but you made a terrific point!), Bush's childish revenge upon France for not helping us fight.

What kind of an idiot eats freedom fries? I'd prefer french fries, like a SANE person. I love my country, but crap, you people are getting stupid.....

by Shawn B. June 9, 2003

freedom fries

Noun (N) - Childish word created by Bush to get back at the French, even tho french fries are Belgium! NOT FRENCH!

Bush enjoys dem der freedom fries, I tell ya what.

by Ni-No-Mo-No March 18, 2003