Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.
Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.
by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019
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Russian Glory Hole

The act of sticking your ammunition into a Russian weapon
Vlad : How about we hit the Russian glory hole
Steve : The what?
by AnthonyWP March 29, 2021
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New Found Glory

A thing....that really need to get a fucking life....because no one likes them or wants them for that matter! And they also suck because they put Tim Armstrong and his wife on there gay little music video. Plus they think they are punk but really they are a bunch of skaters who think they are cool. They try WAY too hard.
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new found glory

The gayest fucking punk band, POS, emo queer motherfuckers ever...
Faggot Goth : Did you buy the new NFG CD?

Cool kid : FUCK NO U PUNK ASS BITCH
by Ph03niX @ #KSKG April 17, 2005
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new found glory

Music that exhibits a particularly ghey quality.
by HappyMcSquirrelPants January 30, 2003
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Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.
I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.
by RB and DH January 19, 2009
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New Found Glory

A band that started a new form of music called EASY CORE( look up easy core)
by sctso May 08, 2003
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