flamingo

Big haired, pink lipped, purple eyeshadow crazy old ladies who occasionally leave their trailers in Florida to visit (other) tourist traps.

"Some Flamingo bought that tacky piece of shit."

by Suzita March 5, 2007

The Flaming Shit-Dick

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.

Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.

by ace rim January 8, 2009

flaming fudge packer

a person who shits in a bag, lights it on fire, leaves it as a present on a doorstep.

by pollin July 13, 2003

flaming winchester wheelbarrow

the act of a male partner holding his female partner by the ankles while standing behind her, and then walking her around during intercourse. as the female's head rubs against the carpet, her hair will light on fire from the friction.

did you hear about carol? she has no hair left because jim gave her quite the flaming winchester wheelbarrow.

by kyledskf April 30, 2008

Flaming Lily

A sexual act of getting your boyfriend to go down on you, whilst you are suffering from a bout of chlamydia

1) Omg he gave her a flaming lily!!!

2) Omg he is such a flaming lily!!!

by Biljana and Rani on Absinthe October 21, 2008

Flaming Butt Sex of Doom

When a man lights his swollen phallus on fire and proceeds to stick it in the rectum of his partner.

I got a third degree burn on my cock after giving my wife the Flaming butt sex of doom

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006

Flamingo Land

Flamingo Land

1. When in 'Flamingo Land' you are sexually attracted to someone that you should not be.

2. A theme park in the north of England.

1. Boy has girlfriend. Boys friend has girlfriend. Boy is attracted to friends girlfriend. He is in Flamingo Land.

2. I went to Flamingo Land last week with Aimee. It was excellent.

by Lewzerr February 5, 2007