by me oh meee October 13, 2023
Get the Cereal Bacon Flakesmug. (n) A person who makes plans then abandons them at the last second. They then try to justify why they can’t make it with irrational excuses.
Jamie: Hey, are we still going out on the town tonight.
Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.
Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.
Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
Sean: No I don’t think I can make it I’m hanging with my cousin tonight.
Jamie: Dude we have been planning this for a few days.
Sean: Sorry, I just don’t see my cousin often.
Jamie: Cool. Thanks asshole. You’re such a Bradley Flake.
by Mack and titties September 28, 2017
Get the Bradley Flakemug. by anonymous April 14, 2021
Get the flake foolmug. by Mucho_mango_bruh May 5, 2021
Get the Cookie flakesmug. One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
Get the No-flakesmug. When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again
by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018
Get the frosted flakedmug. 