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Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds
That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds
by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011
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Dishonorable Fist

The Art of the Dishonorable Fist is an ancient martial art that specializes in busting balls, trashing testes, squashing scrotum, and knocking nuts.

Monkey Steals the Peach is one of its most well known techniques.
Famous masters of the Dishonorable Fist include Jules Stryker, Thaddeus Lowblow, Hamad de Balzac, and Joe Chambeau.
by auaiomrn August 21, 2011
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Muppet fisting

Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 11, 2022
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chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.
I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!
by fat_terry June 20, 2020
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pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.
Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.
by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020
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lock fist

the locking of your fist when you are denied a spud / fist bump
louie told asher to spud it but gave him lock fist
by lockfister2000 April 27, 2022
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lemur fist

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist
Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours
by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022
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