jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Flounder Fight

When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.

Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight

by Bob7879 March 7, 2019

Turtle fight

Two circumcised men get hard and try to dock, resulting in a turtle fight.

After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.

by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018

Bucket fight

When two people put on hockey gloves and helmets and just punch the shit out of each other. Typically happens in hockey dressing rooms before or after games/practices.

Jonny: wanna bucket fight?
Jimmy: sure, but I gave you a concussion last time remember?
Jonny: I already have brain damage from playing hockey, let’s fight.

by TheFightingProctor March 25, 2021

clone fight

In video games, when both players(or the player and the computer), use the same character.

Gamer One: You're using Brad Wong too?

Gamer Two: Yup. Looks like we have ourselves a little clone fight.

by Tomtheevilclown September 28, 2008

flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.

Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Sticky fighting

two males slapping eachother with their penises until the cum gets sticky and they stick together

corinne and grant were sticky fighting by their bed

by 420autism January 19, 2018