an old fashioned

a hand job.

Randy "I haven't had an old fashioned in a long time."

by Gdcmember November 20, 2010

FashionMR

A man devoted to fashion clothing, stylish, particularly unique or high fashion.

Wow, that guy is truly a FashionMR .

by Resk' Que January 10, 2009

fashionably on time

A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.

Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.

Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.

Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!

by LiteraryDragon September 23, 2012

fashionably fat

Somebody considered overweight but is good at dressing well to appear thinner and better looking.

Simply put: your fat and you hide it well

Amy Schumer, meghan trainer are fashionably fat

by Liz1992 July 17, 2015

Road fashioned

The road fashioned is an old fashioned made on the road (hotel or camping) sometimes with abridged or exotic ingredients but, staying true to the original bourbon recipe as the road allows

Holed up in the hotel, I made a road fashioned and relaxed.

by 45.mike.mike May 17, 2021

new fashioned

A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.

"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."

by GW Associates October 6, 2011

good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.

Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.

by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010