New England Nasty

Having sex that involves, in some way, a New England Lobster.

Dude, I got a lobster out of the tank at work and we all did the New England Nasty!

by Shashashafrash May 31, 2009

driving in England

Masturbation. From the Boys Suck song of the same name.

Wait, don't open the door, I'm driving in England.

by Bloke February 13, 2004

England

A cold wet rainy place it’s boring with nothing to do unless u live in Thorpe Park , the queen is too old to run a country , road men everywhere , and annoying accents not everyone’s but a lot of annoying accents not a lot of good things come out of England other then Tom Holland and few other exceptions

“Why is it raining in August?”
“We’re in England”

by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

go england

To go England is when you are trying to pass someone and you both go left as though you were driving in a country such as England where you drive on the left side of the road.

In a small hallway two people see each other coming oppisite directions. One of them says "Go England" and they both go to the left side of the hallway to avoid runing into each other or embaris themselves trying to pass eachother several times.

by kingalexander March 29, 2008

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.

"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."

by Tooslow April 28, 2008

England

The United States of America's total bitch. We owned them in the Revolutionary War. Also, full of pansies that have fucked up license plates and spelling. Fuck butter on your sandwiches, and fuck your spelling too, cause when it comes to "honor", there's no room for "u". Also, all of your pansy sports suck. And fuck your government. Incest-ridden hillbillys in your grand palace of cousin fuckery. Also, to leave off, the only good thing that came out of England is the USA and the Beetles. Now, fuck you, period. Not "full stop".

"Fuck you, England! You persecuting, fancy worded fuckfaces!" *July fourth is the day when we stand up and we say: "Fuck you, England!!" Fuck you, fuck you.

by Hot_Chocolate November 2, 2014