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beer-ended

An event being ended pre-maturely due to too much alcohol being consumed causing the people to become rowdy or pass out and the crowd to leave earlier than they would have otherwise.
Sue: "How was the party last night?"
John: "It started out alright, but shortly after the beer bong got brought out, it was beer-ended. Thought there was going to be some blood shed"
Sue: "That sucks"
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Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.
"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."
by OdiumRex July 27, 2012
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thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.
POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

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REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......
by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013
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automatic ender

A person in Fortnite that puts You in the “knocked down” stage in proceed to end your life. This could be done anytime, anywhere, and in any conditions you, your teammate or the ender is.
The rust lord is coming he’s a automatic ender.
Blue hat is a automatic ender.
by Fortniteplayer713 June 16, 2018
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hinge ender

A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.
Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!
by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019
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North-Ender

The less-than popular students that group themselves together at a section of the school (typically the north end). These students form "popular" sects within themselves in order to separate themselves from the "cool kids", "jocks" and "cheerleader" types. Known for participating in such activities as band and theater and spending lunch in the school library.
Thomas and his fellow North-Enders were excited at the opportunity to plan next month's school assembly.
by trobbyd August 13, 2019
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Kaylan Enderdragon

A big nosed Nonce that likes pretty, hairy, young, greek boys in his Turkish sex dungeon.
Watch out Peter and Stanley Kaylan Enderdragon is coming to eat your ass
by OnGaBoNgA CaVeMaN August 6, 2020
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