Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008

Emer

Some girl you meet randomly and hook up with. Who then robs your sorry arse of all your clothes and money, leaving you stranded.

Person1: Dude, I need help. This chick I hooked up with last night totally robbed me. I need you to come and pick me up 'cause i'm butt naked and broke right now.

Person2: Ouch. Dude, you just met a total Emer.

by Speranza October 11, 2009

Accident & Emergency / A&E

Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency

Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?

RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003

Emerald City

the wonderful place you go with friends when you smoke that funky stuff.

"Dude, you wanna drop by the Emerald City?"
"Sorry man, I got class."

by ocelot420 April 28, 2007

Emer

Someone who is a know-it-all

Hey, shut up you damn emer

by Jesse Denning November 3, 2003

emerald theatre

a cool group on roblox

'holy flip flop! emerald theatre is my favourite game'

by heidivu January 20, 2021

perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe October 9, 2008