Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.

Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.

by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021

Elijah defrank

A sexy male who pulls all the biddies and is strong and cool and has big 8 inc pp

Oh my god look at Elijah defrank he is so cool and sexy

by Jonathan siar hate clun November 2, 2022

Elijah

Sex machine

Elijah is a sex machine and gets all the girls.

by tieniewienie November 22, 2021

Elijah Guest

I like you so fucking much, Youre the cutuest slave ive ever owned🤤

Sorry If you hate me for this lmao.

To: Elijah Guest
From: Me lmao

by JPark03 October 13, 2017

Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.

Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.

by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021

elijah

bro is the biggest prick ever, dude gives no fucks about how his actions affect others.

elijah is the most self centered man i've ever met

by monastrous January 6, 2023