Eduardo

A good lover, a good kisser, and has a sweet sensitive soul that he hides. :)

I wish Eduardo was my boyfriend. :(

by fuckyoudude January 28, 2018

Edward piss pants Casey

A man's whose bring one who pisses his pants cuz it's too scared to to staying up to something cool that's why they call me Edward piss pants Casey

You coward Edward piss pants Casey

by Pee-wee Jones May 30, 2019

Edward

Edward is an intelligent guy,who is a master at everything. Edward(Ed,Eddie) always knows what to do to make u feel better and he knows u well. He's such a great man who u can't ever forget . And although he's a dark person and a psychopathic,but u always feel safe with him,and can't stop loving him.
A great friend, an amazing lover and family

Edward is the most amazing guy I've ever seen

by Luckyaf August 16, 2018

Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.

We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.

by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010

Edward Cullen

A creepy vampire who watches Bella Swan when she sleeps, abandons her in a forest in the middle of the night, a constant downer and a sparkly gay guy.

sparkles creepy stalker bella swan robert pattinson
Edward cullen

by Volturi member May 19, 2009

Edward

Edward is an English name that means "wealth protector". Edward is a kind, gentle, selfless, loving person. He is very passionate, an amazing lover, a steadfast companion, with a remarkable sense of humor. Edward is very loyal, down to earth, protective, and loves with all of his heart. He is the love of my life..........

Edward, Ed, Eddie, Teddie

You haven't been loved, until you've been loved by Edward!!

by edsgirl February 4, 2010

Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible

Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"

by ihatecullenalot April 8, 2009