English Teacher

Sticker fingers, blind dater who likes blow jobs something called a star six nine for him and her.

english teacher or some other teacher.

by europopian August 7, 2009

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karlton english

A small skinny black guy with a big cock

Wow I found karlton English

by ayah plz come save me October 4, 2022

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English Delight

The act of performing vaginal oral sex while burying your nose in her anus.

I did an english delight on a girl last night and now everything smells shitty.

by zx05 June 7, 2018

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A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.

That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"

by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

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English Blumpki

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.

"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."

by Shpoofy August 5, 2021

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