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I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by Sizzam March 3, 2008
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eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."
Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie
by allalberta November 22, 2010
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Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!
by H-farkswag March 21, 2015
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Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.
Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"
by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018
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spazzy pussy eating

spazzy pussy eating is when you are eating a girl out and you use use techniques such as the tongue tornado or the lip vacuum.
when your having maybe oral sex and you are using the lip vacuum that would be considered spazzy pussy eating
by lucas m. June 18, 2006
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bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff
by Tibolticus May 19, 2008
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n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.
"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."
by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004
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