Dustin

A man who can’t keep it up during sex unless he’s having sex with one of his cousins

Girl #1: How did it go with Dan last night?
Girl #2: He had a Dustin so we had to call his cousins over to assist

by KBryant2408 November 17, 2018

DUSTIN LEVITT

Beta cuck in his mid 30s who larps as a soyboy beta cuck on discord 24/7 (should really get a life)

Karen:"my son is such a loser all he does is sit on his computer all day and pretend to be a radical leftist"
Lauren: "ha sounds like a Dustin Levitt to me"

by DingDongDiddly July 2, 2020

dustin woodward

often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."

"dude my asshole looks like a dustin woodward"

by sdkljfl;asj October 9, 2008

Dustin

A guy that has a big heart but makes alot of mistakes and hurts everyone around him including himself. He can barely keep it together and hides all his problems because he dosnt know what to do and dosnt want to burden others. But he will do his best for those he cares about.

Yo look its Dustin
That guy has some problems

by Lolfgt November 18, 2018

Dustin

Bro.......Really. He's a bro.

Dustin, whats up.

by TheIsonOnTheCake May 19, 2018

Dustin

A really smart man who also enjoys the “bro code”, however will always be single.

“I’m alone on Valentine’s Day, guess I’ll have to study my algorithim...”

“Wow, you are SUCH a Dustin.”

by wekilledthedinosaurs May 16, 2018

Dustin

Dustin

(noun)

A smart, talented, funny, intelligent, athletic, handsome, brilliant, sensitive, caring, amazing, sexy beast that everyone he encounters falls in love with, his girlfriend often has to fight off the girls because they tend to flock to him, he enjoys pink, android, baseball, anything out doors, and anything his girlfriend does he does not however enjoy roller coasters and sharing his chloe.

Look at that handsome baseball player over there, oh that's Dustin!

Hey Dustin's pretty cute, too bad he's taken.

by Chloebug14 September 7, 2014