Douche

People who are stupid, lie, and slow down the progress of all man-kind

John Edward; the biggest douche in the universe

by Star Girl Ollie September 25, 2007

douche.0

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level

Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0

by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011

YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.

by MadMadMax01 November 3, 2010

bag le douche

someone who is being more than your average douchebag. calling them the french version of the word implies that they are not only a douchebag but they are also french, making the insult far worse.

man 1: geez, that guys is a douchebag.

man 2: no, dude. what that bag le douche did transcends normal douchebaggery.

by c-web November 15, 2007

Team super douche

A team of people who utterly suck -- in fact, they suck & blow at the same time!

What part are you role-playing now, huh? Team super douche?

by Telephony February 20, 2014

Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!

Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015