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Jerry Wooten Diesel

the diesel is full of semen and fun best ever!
Hey dom rich! The jerry wooten diesel made me cum!
by APIRL H February 18, 2024
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973 Diesel

The strongest strain of marijuana on the planet. Only available in select locations in The U.S. Capable of producing spontaneous orgasms.
"Dude I took one hit of that 973 and came twice while watching my neighbor's cat" 973 Diesel is often abbreviated as 973
by CrackslingersNJ July 24, 2021
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mk5 golf diesel

a car driven by people that want a slow rusty disappointing yet very reliable car, usually driven by balding middle aged men who claim the great diesel mileage is well worth the lack luster looks
god damn look how rusty that mk5 golf diesel is ian, its simply terrible
by Ell_23 March 10, 2020
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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Irish Diesel

Fancy a pint?

Is the pope catholic? Poor me some Irish Diesel
by Dirty Marius June 1, 2024
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Diesel

A girl or boy who usually has a lot of power over others. They have a good sense of humour if you get to hear it and feel like they have to be useful in nearly any situation. They might have good justice but a short temper too so therefore they sometimes have to curse a lot and such. They might only have a few good friends but he the quiet type so you’re truly lucky if they happen to come to like you. And although they might come to have a face covered with pimples and such—don’t worry, they’re beautiful even if they don’t think so themselves. Try to be that person who makes a Diesel think they’re beautiful because usually they hide the sadness with their silent moments.
Someone: Hey, look over there at the lockers. Who’d ya think that is?
Other someone: dude that’s Diesel. I wouldn’t go close if I were you.
by Diesel Zinko October 25, 2019
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diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.
actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel
by J January 21, 2004
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