Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Nine Deuce

Nine being the number 9, and Deuce being the number two,

This phrase often refers to the year 1992, or just the number 92 in general.

Yeah, Nine Deuce, Deathrow Records. Creepin' while you sleepin'.

-Snoop Dogg on Dr. Dre's album "the chronic" which was released in the year 1992.

by Jaynik June 1, 2007

Drop a deuce

Take a shit, poop, post

Damn, man it stinks in there. Did you drop a deuce?

by wolfen October 22, 2012

Rockin' A Deuce

Taking a giant shit

It's a long trip. I had better rock a deuce before we leave.

by SBD March 27, 2005

An Inconvienent Deuce

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.

Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.

by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012

Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.

Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!

by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013

morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.

The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.

by Word Llama October 8, 2008