Double Deuce

When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.

Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"

by Jijjiii June 21, 2009

deuce brothers

The baddest trio to ever be caught on film, the Deuce brothers are a gang of three incorrigible brothers who like their women easy, their liquor plentiful, their hookahs free, and their furniture tipped over.

The three brothers are Jimmy "Fingers," Jesse "the Fist," and Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce.
Their first film, "A Lucky Day in Hell" is both a social commentary and a documentary that explores the dark undersides to gang life and hotel management.
Not big fans of fig newtons.

"Watch out, those deuce brothers will fuck you up....and then pee on you."

by Angry Gorilla March 18, 2005

Deuce Douglas

A cooler way of saying "twenty dollar bill"

guy #1: "Yo bro you still owe me a Deuce Douglas for buying lunchh last weekend"
guy #2: "Oh yeah I'll get that to you dont worry"

by Joey Millz January 19, 2010

loose deuce

Diarrhea, liquid shit, wet fart

Thankfully my cheeks stayed together till I got to the shitter cause that loose deuce would have really made a mess in my pants.

by MERVERNATOR April 8, 2005

Deuce Droppa

To leave a big sitnkin shit. Leave a no.2. Drop a deuce. With style of course.

I love it when ya call me Deuce Droppa! The toilet clogga! The drain stoppa! Sung to the words of Biggies "Big Papa".

by ol dirty May 17, 2007

Deuce McAllisters

A term used to describe 26" rims on your ride.

Derived from New Orleans Saints running back Deuce McAllister, who is #26.

Dwam, peep the deuce mcallisters on that truck! You KNOW he's rollin' hard.

by omgphatbeats July 22, 2008

deuce bagelo

A name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. And/or has the gift of God to eat a bagel in just two bites. May also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
Derived from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Mauricio: "May I have a piece of that bagel?"
Big Boi: "No!"
Mauricio: "Pff. You're a deuce bagelo.

by t3rd November 8, 2007