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MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.
"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"
by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006
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destro

Being gay with Dyk3 and a copy of Windows ME.
by Roary Bellows February 8, 2004
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Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
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poop ship destroyer

A cat who poops on everything, a ship for poop that destroys everything
That poop ship destroyer took a dump on my jacket! What an asshole!
by Kikimewmew March 9, 2014
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destroyance

A series of violent, disastrous, and chaotic events.
It could of gone the wrong way and been a destroyance.
by DannyZero__ June 22, 2018
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Destroyed

When someone gets hit by a comeback so hard that they have to stop talking. (Remember, both ends have to be trash talking)
Man, that kid got so destroyed. He should've just stopped talking.
by MadLadChad December 6, 2019
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Vacation Destroyer

Usually an annoying person who:
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.

2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.

Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 21, 2009
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