Derek Smith

100% strait

Derek Smith is not a faggot

by Pillsbury Dough Boy November 18, 2018

Derek

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis

"Derek doesn't have a back" "Derek can not bend down"

by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019

Dedsex

When your SO is a mortician and you pretend to be dead while they have sexual intercourse with you.

After she got back from the morgue, she gave me dedsex.

by ChunkyShunky October 4, 2019

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

by MR.kraz74 October 6, 2019

Derek Harper

A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.

"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-

by KumoriMoon May 25, 2020

dere'on

Someone who is a real stupid person. He is always getting in to fights and thinks he is a real ladies man but no he is just Stupid NO OFFENSE.

Dere'on is so stupid

by Spidicey October 26, 2020

derecksexual

very sexy man

wow i was about to die until i saw dereck then i knew he was derecksexual

by Rob The Third November 17, 2020