Loser, worst asshole you'll ever meet. Will make you feel like a queen then stomp on your heart as if you never existed.
by Honeybun22 July 10, 2017
Get the Davidmug. Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..
by nooonnnan January 20, 2011
Get the Davidmug. David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016
Get the Davidmug. A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011
Get the Davidmug. A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
Get the Davidmug. by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012
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Get the Davidmug.