damonism

a religion found in southern ireland where people worship potatoes as gods

#potato #religion #damonism

by hugedickrandy August 13, 2025

Damon moment

Refers to Damon “Dmoney” Fish

A damon moment is when you don’t think or use context clues before speaking

Roman: Yo i just got 100 on my math test
Jackson: Yo same i did too
Damon: Yoo what did u guys get on your math test
Roman & Jackson: that’s a damon moment
Damon: Huh

by wockseason October 22, 2025

Damon moment

When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.

Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.

Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.

Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.

by Damonmoment October 26, 2025

Damon

Boy name Damon usually athletic tall and sexy usually have a huge dick

Girl I slept with Damon it was huge and he amazing at sex

by It’s real and true November 28, 2025

Damon

Damon is such a sweet and kind, caring person. He’s such a lovely friend and he’s also a great driver! He’s also my favorite chuddy <3 Best slither.io player out there who also makes the coolest slither edits. He’s so fun and laid-back. Damon is so epic!!

Damons the best dominos driver.

by awildbambii January 11, 2026

King Damion

Lives live to the extreme. Never does anything small. Makes chuck norris look like a pussy

You had to go all King Damion on me and blow up my car.

by Green Team Three July 25, 2017

Matt Damon

A group of toads.

A Matt Damon is a group of toads.

by Sykojaz September 27, 2017