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Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.
by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006
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five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make
You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy
by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008
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Dollar Tree

The Dollar Tree is a rare tree found in

* Bill Gates' backyard
* The White House
* Kentucky
* Sims 2

It will grow you FREE money. On occasion, it will grow crappy merchendise such as plastic food. The seeds will be found in certain parts of Ireland. How do you think leprichauns get so many pots of gold? Yeah... Dollar Trees.

The Dollar Tree grows only in the warm climate of Kentucky or special patches which have been discovered by special people like Bill Gates. It is required to be watered five times a week and must be feed with a mixture of ground credit cards and crumbled checks. Mix it in with ground diamond powder. Wash, rince, repeat. After about a month, the tree will be fully grown. When harvested, the money you make will be $1,000,000. After a few years, you will be as rich as Bill Gates and possibly even have 99.9999999999999% of all the money in the world! Bad seasons will replace all of the money with crappy toys and stuff. There is a legend of a company who likes to steal the stuff and sell it in retail stores all over the USA! But there has been no evidence of this. and did you know... that dollar trees are incredibly well known in us

Fun Facts

* This is where money gets the green color
* Special edition Dollar Trees will give you gold!
* Slightly less special trees will give you silver.
* the doller tree is related to cotton, and jeans.
And they say money doesn't grow on trees...”

~ Oscar Wilde on The Dollar Tree
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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BOOM BOOM DOLLAR

one of the original licensed songs to ever appear in Dance Dance Revolution
by Bravely Folk December 5, 2003
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wet dollar

Just before ejaculating during sex, the man pulls out a dollar bill (any value), pulls out, and cums all over it, as much as possible --cover that shit-- and then starts to wipe it on their partner's face and other areas if necessary.
Dude, I wet dollar'd Jeff's boyfriend last night.

I got it in! But, she told me to wet dollar her first.
by Potato salad May 17, 2014
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Million Dollar Mix

One man or woman must eat out a combination, or mix, of semen and shaven pubic hair of a partner's/friend's rectum or anus. If completed the receiver of this anal delicacy must pay up a some of money in return, hence the name, Million Dollar Mix.
Person A shaves off both his pubes and Person B's pubes. Both ingredients of shavings must be placed into a cup or container. Then each partner, if both males, must jakk each other off (in case of only one male his female partner must jakk him off) and place or 'catch' the semen from both persons into the container holding the pubic hair. The mixture of pubes and semen must then be mixed around by either tongues,erected penises, or both. Once completed the Person, may it be A or B, who wants to taste this rare mix must poor it down/all over the rectum/anus and then eat the concoction out. Then, whoever ate the Million Dollar Mix will recieve an amount of money that was betted before the 'mixing' began.
by Grant Norris (GNJ) July 31, 2006
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5 dollar blowjob

Often from ugly crackwhores trying to get their next fix of dat crack rock
Crackhead - 5 dollar blowjob baby?
Random guy - hell naw bitch
by whiteboy954 November 17, 2013
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