Modestly endowed male who, to avoid embarrasment in changing and locker room situations, uses items such as socks and tissues to create the bulge that his small sexual organs never could.
Jon "I saw Ernie in his underwear after soccer practice, it looked like he's finally grown!"
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."
Rachel "no he hasn't dude, i saw it all last week. Iv seen new born babies with bigger balls than that crotch stuffer."
by Kolomarc August 28, 2006
Get the Crotch Stuffermug. When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
“I had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! ”
by Stinky MacBurr June 23, 2009
Get the Crotch Meetingmug. Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.
by Bo Regard April 14, 2009
Get the Crotch Oilmug. another word for tampon
by Liz May 13, 2005
Get the crotch stickmug. by Victim#1crotchgas December 28, 2011
Get the Crotch Gasmug. by BlackRex October 30, 2019
Get the Crotch monstermug. The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
by coinroller August 4, 2007
Get the crotch stuffingmug.