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Gambluno Crime Family

Intransitive verb

1 a: A crime family family that plays Uno games for money or property

b: A crime family that bets Uno on uncertain outcomes

c: A crime family that stakes on Uno based on contingency

Transitive verb

1 a: to risk by gambling in Uno with the a crime family

Noun
1 a: The Gambuluno Crime Family

Etymology

Probably an early form of gambler in Modern English, gamner "player in a game," Latin una as in "moon," and the Latin "Uno" as in the card game meaning "the one, the only".

probably back-formation from gambler, perhaps alteration (by dissimilation, or substitution of the frequentative suffix -le) of early Modern English gamner "player in a game," from gamen "to play" (going back to Middle English gamenen, going back to Old English gamenian, derivative of gamen GAME entry 1) + -er -ER entry 2
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For passengers looking to explore Las Vegas' airport, but not seeking to play Uno with the Gabluno Crime Family, the airport opened several new shops.

The mayor of NYC was Gambluno Crime Familying away the city's future.
by Chance Christiansen February 4, 2024
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crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.
“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)
by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020
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Hate Crime

Something that white gay girls joke about because they think eyeliner is going to kill someone
Emma said to me “I’m going to get hate crimed here”. Having no idea that my family has been hate crimed for being black.
by nobody-knows7 May 19, 2021
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breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.
"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."
by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017
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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022
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blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.
Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.
by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022
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War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime
Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
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