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crexit

invest in gold to crexit from dollar collapse

when SHTF there's no crexit
by reykes January 24, 2013
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credibility

The quality of being believable or trustworthy.
Bob: I'm up for the job boss.

Boss: Are you sure? We need someone with credibility.
by LoveBee October 15, 2008
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Credits

(Or, Creds)
To be given proper respect for something
"Give me my credits, yo!"
by Ineedacatscan June 10, 2003
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crediton

"What are you doing tonight?"

Crediton person: "Enjoying a round of skittles at the village hall"
by Alexi Laiho May 28, 2006
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Photo Credits

Usually used on Facebook or Flickr. When you upload a picture that you did not take, the person who took it might request photo creds. You give photo credits by changing your caption to include something that goes something along the line of: Picture Taken by Jamie Swift or Photography Credits Go To Anthony Brown.
Stephanie: Hey, did you see that picture Emily put as her new profile picture?
Amy: Not yet, let me check it out.... Hey! I took that picture! Man, that bitch better give me my photo credits!

Emily: Oh jeez, I forgot to give Amy her photograph credits! Jeez, she's going to cut me!
by The Photographer. March 28, 2011
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Creditaire

A person who utilizes credit to live a lifestyle that would not normally be achieved with their income level.
"He ain't no millionaire, he's a creditaire!"
by BMoneyMega March 5, 2009
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Douche Credits

Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.
Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!

(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.
by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009
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